So if you know anything about me you probably realize I'm a big time sports fan. Let's get more specific- I'm a huuuuuge LeBron James fan. I love watching him play and I love a good Cinderella story so I find his rough upbringing into world class athlete story touching. My little brother loves me a lot and photo shopped the above picture of me and Bron Bron. I know, adorable right? It's pretty much my new fav picture ever.
As much as I love LeBron, I hate a couple of players.
#1 Dirk Nowitzki. I know you are probably thinking it's because Dallas beat out Miami in the finals last year but really it's because he is annoying to watch fake fouls because he is 7 feet tall. Like really 6'3 D-Wade did not knock you flat on the ground- you are enormous. Kind of like your giant teeth. They bug me too. Let's keep it real he are pretty creepy looking.
#2 Kobe. I'm not going to lie he is really, really good. But that makes it even more annoying when he acts all entitled when he gets fouled like, "you dared touch Kobe." Homeboy if you don't want any contact maybe you should have been a ballerina. Just saying. And I know you are athletic enough that when you do fall/get pushed that you can get off the ground by yourself but no, you have to wait for someone to help you up. Awful. And yes he scores a lot of buckets but hello he shoots a TON. Like that little 40 point streak- yeah that was taking a lot of shots to get there. LeBron was putting up high 30's with half the number of shots. Anyway, I wanted to share a video a friend showed me making fun of Kobe after getting swept by Dallas last year. (It shows Dirk too but doesn't clown on him, bummer.) It is important you watch so you will understand why inevitably I'm going to be saying "Cut. Outta here," a lot. It is hilarious but I will warn you drops some F words in the last few seconds so if that offends you I would close out before the last 15 seconds or so. Enjoy. xx
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